I've never been disappointed by you two....always good for a chuckle.
If I die tomorrow, the CAD standards in my office will continue as before....they're all documented. As for the "it takes a while" comment, doesn't it always take a new-comer a while to learn your particular standards? I've worked for a "few" different companies and every one had a "better" set of standards...and every one of them took some getting used to....and, for the most part, every one of them worked WHEN ADHERED TO.....