16. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke one of them.
17. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
18. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
19. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
20. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
21. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
22. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
23. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
24. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
25. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset rather than settle your stomach.
26. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and pregnancy test kits.
27. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
28. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again.
29. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
30. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
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