Thanks all, I guess I really deserved this.
As mentioned before, we were picking on each other in good fun or at the very least I was. None of this was directed at you, we just use your O.P. to get us going which as you can see does not take much. And yes we get distracted with Squirrels and other things with bushy tails also. So do not take it heart.
From your problem I can see it is above my pay grade so I will leave it to the more knowledgeable ones.
Whoops forgot to read page three of this thread. Ahh excel to rescue.