Wait a minute; I thought the best way to bolster job security, as well as encourage a relaxed work environment, was to give variables friendly names like Fred, Helga, Spanky, etc. Isn’t it also recommended to set the same variable to several different names, as a variety enhancement to alleviate boredom?
There is also the paranoid programmer's pre-compiled method:
(if (= (+ &*^%$%$#@^&^ !@!#@$%$#%&) &*^%^$@#@$$!*) (princ (strcat %$^#&*!@# ", Spanky"))