Wait a minute; I thought the best way to bolster job security, as well as encourage a relaxed work environment, was to give variables friendly names like Fred, Helga, Spanky, etc. Isn’t it also recommended to set the same variable to several different names, as a variety enhancement to alleviate boredom?
I actually stole this concept from a hilarious list somewhere that encourages sensible coding techniques by expounding the “virtues” of the opposite. I don’t suppose anyone has recalls that link?