Well, actually, you might not be too far from the truth depending on what Russ is looking for. This might be a stretch, but if you bring the tif into a new acad dwg via the IMAGE command, and save it, you'd be able to double click the dwg and have it open up in AutoCAD. To edit it, you'd need Raster Design or CAD Overlay though, depending on what version of Acad you have.
To actually turn the tif into vectors though, you'll need raster to vector software or a company who will do it for you. We've got one around here that will do an E-size drawing for about $100 Canadian.