Topic: Program Idea

[Anonymous]

I have an idea for a new program.
Iterates through all the LSP file on a specified drive and deletes every line that begins with ;
Has anybody done this?

[JohnK]

Umm... Not sure.

What for, BTW?

[t-bear]

Yah....I'm lost here too.  That would remove things like the author, build notes & credits etc...to name a couple.........Hmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[SpeedCAD]

I have an idea for a new program.
Iterates through all the LSP file on a specified drive and deletes every line that begins with ;
Has anybody done this?

Some lisp has line with ; to talk about the code. But I will do in VB

[Ron Heigh]

JOB SECURITY?
This would ensure a programmer doesn't get fired.
Their code would be un maintainable to any other programmers.

[Ron Heigh]

I found this on the internet.

In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters on how to write code that is so difficult to maintain that the people who come after you will take years to make even the simplest changes. Further, if you follow all these rules religiously, you will guarantee yourself a lifetime of employment, since no one but you can hope to maintain the code.
Lie in the comments. You don't have to actively lie, just fail to keep comments up to date with the code.

Pepper the code with comments like /* add 1 to i */; however, never document woolly stuff like the overall purpose of the package or method.

Make sure that every method does a little bit more (or less) than its name suggests. As a simple example, a method named isValid(x) should, as a side effect, convert x to binary and store the result in a database.

Use acronyms to keep the code terse. Real men never define acronyms; they understand them genetically.

In the interests of efficiency, avoid encapsulation. Callers of a method need all of the external clues they can get to remind them of how the method works inside.

If, for example, you were writing an airline reservation system, make sure that there are at least 25 places in the code that need to be modified if you add another airline. Never document where they are. People who come after you have no business modifying your code without thoroughly understanding every line of it.

In the name of efficiency, use cut/paste/clone. This works much faster than using many small reusable modules.

Never, never put a comment on a variable. Facts about how the variable is used, its bounds, its legal values, its implied/displayed number of decimal points, its units of measure, its display format, its data entry rules (e.g., total fill, must enter), when its value can be trusted etc. should be gleaned from the code. If your boss forces you to write comments, lard method bodies with them, but never comment a variable, not even a temporary!

Try to pack as much as possible into a single line. This saves the overhead of temporary variables and makes source files shorter by eliminating new line characters and white space. Tip: Remove all white space around operators. Good programmers can often hit the 255-character line length limit imposed by some editors. The bonus of long lines is that programmers who cannot read 6 point type must scroll to view them.

Cd wrttn wtht vwls s mch trsr. When using abbreviations inside variable or method names, break the boredom with several variants for the same word and even spell it out longhand once in a while. This helps defeat those lazy bums who use text search to understand only some aspect of your program. Consider variant spellings as a variant on the ploy; e.g., mixing international colour, with American color and dude-speak kulerz.

Never use an automated source code tidier to keep your code aligned. Lobby to have them banned from your company on the grounds that they create false deltas in PVCS (version control tracking). You are now free to accidentally misalign the code to give the optical illusion bodies of loops and ifs are longer or shorter than they really are.

Rigidly follow the guidelines about no goto, no early returns and no labeled breaks especially when you can increase the if/else nesting depth by at least five levels.

Use very long variable names that differ from each other by only one character, or only in upper/lower case. Wherever scope rules permit, reuse existing unrelated variable names. An ideal variable name pair is swimmer and swimner. Exploit the failure of most fonts to clearly discriminate between ilI1| or oO08 with identifier pairs like parselnt and parseInt or D0Calc and DOCalc.

Never use i for the innermost loop variable. Use anything but. Use i liberally for any other purpose, especially for non-int variables.

Never use local variables. Whenever you feel the temptation to use one, make it into an instance or static variable instead to unselfishly share it with all the other methods of the class. This will save you work later when other methods need similar declarations. C++ programmers can go a step further by making all variables global.

Never document gotchas in the code. If you suspect there may be a bug in a class, keep it to yourself. If you have ideas about how the code should be reorganized or rewritten, for heaven's sake, do not write them down. Remember the words of Thumper: "If you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all." What if the programmer who wrote that code saw your comments? What if the owner of the company saw them? What if a customer did? You could get yourself fired.

To break the boredom, use a thesaurus to look up as much alternate vocabulary as possible to refer to the same action; e.g. display, show, present. Vaguely hint that there is some subtle difference where none exists. However, if there are two similar functions that have a crucial difference, always use the same word in describing both functions (e.g. print to mean write to a file, and to print on a laser and to display on the screen). Under no circumstances should you succumb to demands to write a glossary with the special purpose project vocabulary unambiguously defined. Doing so would be an unprofessional breach of the structured design principle of information hiding.

In naming functions, make heavy use of abstract words like it, everything, data, handle, stuff, do, routine, perform and the digits; e.g., routineX48, PerformDataFunction, DoIt, HandleStuff and do_args_method.

Never document the units of measure of any variable, input, output or parameter; e.g., feet, meters, cartons. This is not so important in bean counting, but it is very important in engineering work. As a corollary, never document the units of measure of any conversion constants or how the values were derived. It is mild cheating, but very effective, to salt the code with some incorrect units of measure in the comments.

In engineering work there are two ways to code. One is to convert all inputs to S.I. (metric) units of measure, then do your calculations and then convert back to various civil units of measure for output. The other is to maintain the various mixed measure systems throughout. Always choose the second. It's the American way!

I am going to let you in on a little-known coding secret. Exceptions are a pain. Properly-written code never fails, so exceptions are actually unnecessary. Don't waste time on them. Subclassing exceptions is for incompetents who know their code will fail. You can greatly simplify your program by having only a single try/catch in the e n t i re application (in main) that calls System.exit(). Just stick a perfectly standard set of throws on every method header whether they could throw any exceptions or not.

C compilers transform myArray into *(myArray+i), which is equivalent to *(i+myArray), which is equivalent to i[myArray}. Experts know how to put this to good use. Unfortunately, this technique can only be used in native classes.

If you have an array with 100 elements in it, hard code the literal 100 in as many places in the program as possible. Never use a static final named constant for the 100 or refer to it as myArray.length. To make changing this constant even more difficult, use the literal 50 instead of 100/2. These time-honored techniques are especially effective in a program with two unrelated arrays that accidentally happen to both have 100 elements.

Eschew any form of table-driven logic. It starts out innocently enough, but soon leads to end users proof reading and then, shudder, even modifying the tables for themselves.

Join a computer book of the month club. Select authors who appear to be too busy writing books to have had any time to actually write any code themselves. Browse the local bookstore for titles with lots of cloud diagrams in them and no coding examples. Skim these books to learn obscure pedantic words you can use to intimidate the whippersnappers that come after you. Your code should impress. If people can't understand your vocabulary, they must assume that you are very intelligent and that your algorithms are very deep. Avoid any sort of homely analogies in your algorithm explanations.

I have saved the best for last. From a psychological warfare point of view, this is the most effective weapon for rattling maintenance programmers. On a method called makeSnafucated, insert only the comment /* make snafucated */. Never define what snafucated means anywhere. Only a fool does not already know, with complete certainty, what snafucated means.

[MP]

I found this on the internet.
[code]In the interests of creating employment opportunities in the programming field, I am passing on these tips from the masters ...

Brilliant!

Vocabulary. Add ( "snafucated" );

[Guest]

If you're really a true programmer, commented or
  uncommented codes posed no problem at all.......

  A true programmer can analyze the code to be
  able to decipher what the program will do.....
  though it will take some time, especially on
  programs written by others.

  Just my own opinion.

[MP]

If you're really a true programmer, commented or
  uncommented codes posed no problem at all.......

  A true programmer can analyze the code to be
  able to decipher what the program will do.....
  though it will take some time, especially on
  programs written by others.

  Just my own opinion.

The ability to decipher ones and zeros does not relieve a professional programmer of the duty and responsibility to author legible, maintainable code.

[MP]

JOB SECURITY?
This would ensure a programmer doesn't get fired.
Their code would be un maintainable to any other programmers.

Oh contraire, the surest way to get dismissed in my opinion. If one needs to resort to these kinds of tactics to enjoy a false sense of security there are serious problems with the employer and/or the employee.

[VerticalMojo]

Sounds kinda like a person that I wouldnt want to work with......

[Slim©]

My employer likes to have as much documentation as possible.
Keeping them happy that way, makes you more valuable in their eyes.

[Ron Heigh]

lol.
I've seen code that bad.
I've seen code when the variables were a-z

[nivuahc]

But, since comments are where copyright notices are placed, what you are talking about doing is potentially illegal.

Not to mention just plain stupid, in my opinion, unleass you have a really good reason.

If you were any kind of decent programmer, like you talk about, why would you be posting something like that here?

My guess is that you are not. I would also venture to guess that you are either attempting to steal someones code and make it your own or you are trying to screw the guy who is taking your place. If I'm right on either count, what you are doing is, at the very least, unethical.

Don't even toss ideas like that around on this forum unless you back it up with some really convincing reason for wanting to do something like that.

[Mark]

I have an idea for a new program.
Iterates through all the LSP file on a specified drive and deletes every line that begins with ;
Has anybody done this?

Do a search for sed and GNU and win32, why write one?

if you are doing this to protect your code I would suggest compiling it into .vlx.