Author Topic: Brain Fart!!  (Read 10474 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Keith™

  • Villiage Idiot
  • Seagull
  • Posts: 16899
  • Superior Stupidity at its best
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2004, 02:07:27 PM »
Quote from: eloquintet
hey i take lots of expensive drugs on a daily basis and can't remember anything, does that mean i'm old. comments... :D


Yeah, those street vendors really put it to ya' don't they :twisted:
Proud provider of opinion and arrogance since November 22, 2003 at 09:35:31 am
CadJockey Militia Field Marshal

Find me on https://parler.com @kblackie

Craig

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2004, 02:19:28 PM »
Quote from: Keith
street vendors


Is that what you guys in Florida call them now?  :lol:

Craig

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2004, 02:57:23 PM »
31. Does the idea of laying on the floor to watch TV strike you as uncomfortable?

32. Remember when you did it all the time?

33. Have you dialed a number and then gotten distracted? When the person you called came to the phone, you had no idea who you called or why.

34. What doesn't hurt, doesn't work, right?

35. Do you get winded playing cards?

36. After painting the town red, do you have to rest a while before applying a second coat?

37....

Keith™

  • Villiage Idiot
  • Seagull
  • Posts: 16899
  • Superior Stupidity at its best
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2004, 03:00:31 PM »
Well I was trying to be nice, but since you asked ... plain ol' dealer rings a bell too!
Proud provider of opinion and arrogance since November 22, 2003 at 09:35:31 am
CadJockey Militia Field Marshal

Find me on https://parler.com @kblackie

VerticalMojo

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2004, 03:01:07 PM »
Quote from: Craig
Quote from: Keith
street vendors


Is that what you guys in Florida call them now?  :lol:


Either that or street pharmacists... :lol:

daron

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2004, 03:04:38 PM »
Couldn't be worse than e-mail pharmacists! Do they think I really need all that junk?

Keith™

  • Villiage Idiot
  • Seagull
  • Posts: 16899
  • Superior Stupidity at its best
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2004, 03:26:03 PM »
oooOOO(methinks the idea got lost in the translation)OOOooo
Proud provider of opinion and arrogance since November 22, 2003 at 09:35:31 am
CadJockey Militia Field Marshal

Find me on https://parler.com @kblackie

Dent Cermak

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2004, 04:15:27 PM »
See my post under "LAGNIAPPE" entitled "Life Lessons".

Craig

  • Guest
Brain Fart!!
« Reply #23 on: January 20, 2004, 10:59:06 AM »
37. You and your teeth don't sleep together.

38. Your try to straighten out the wrinkles in your socks and discover you aren't wearing any.

39. When happy hour is a nap.

40. When you're on vacation and your energy runs out before your money does.

41. Your memory is shorter and your complaining lasts longer.

42. Getting "lucky" means you found your car in the parking lot.

43...