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Sorry, this is disqualified; uses VisualLisp.
Everyone else uses either the name I give or another descriptive name. Please remember these challenges are an opportunity for everyone to learn as well. While I can use my editor to make global changes (to better follow the code posted like this, instead of trying to pick out one letter variables and names) others--who use the old VLIDE, notepad, or other editors--do not have that ability. Functions that use FOO, F, BAR, L, l, etc. is obfuscated code and a bad habit. Please do not do this.