Actually, I forgot to report back..
..but I had no idea this existed at all until this past Friday evening. You can install JP2 object enablers in regular AutoCAD as well. 2008, in the boss's case. Worked it out smoothly. Able to xref the images in just fine.
I looked at Irfanview, and while it looks like a nice program, I doubt we'll ever have need of it. Thanks.