If you're all trying to confuse the newb, it's not working...so far 
No, but if it would make you feel better im offering the first three insults at a reduced price.
Liar! You already inflated the prices so outrageously that the reduction is a spit in the face!
Dear
Greg,
We at
7goo, inc, feel a situation has just presented itself which calls for an insult to be directed at you, however you have reached your limit of insults.
I would also like to take this brief moment of your time to inform you of our latest rate increase.
*Please keep this notice for your records in a safe and secure place for future reference.*It is our goal at
7goo, inc. to offer the highest quality insults at the cheapest rates, however recent price hikes in the oil industry has caused us to raise our current rate in an attempt to offset some
(not all) of those costs.
Would you like to continue and accept all charges or cancel now and pay current bill?
Yes, accept charges and receive the next three insults at the new rate?
No, cancel and pay my bill?
Thank you for your time.
Yours truly,
Se7en
President and CEO of
7goo, inc.We treat every customer like they are our only customer.