Very cool hyposmurf! I tried it out and got exactly what I wanted (just took a minute more than I would have liked).
When I pasted the WordArt in from MSWord (paste special), I got outlined text with no fill. But I was able to use bhatch to get the pink fill for "OUTLINED TEXT". The technique was fast enough for small quantities of text although I suspect the entities take up a good deal more space than normal text. But hey, not bad!