Topic: Little pearls of Wisdom

[t-bear]

And two of them will even work!     JK!!

The lisps I've found here solve much worse problems than "....inponderable questions...."

[PDJ]

I just want to know where all the white goes when the snow melts..

Ohh, and I'm stuck on a poem, I need something that rhymes with orange..

OHH.. and why is the tune for the ABC song, the same as Twinkle Twinkle Little Star??

[Dent Cermak]

(1) To the suburbs
(2) Dorange
(3) The same guy wrote both songs.

[t-bear]

1)  Alaska
2)  Blue
3)  Plagerism....he gets out in another ten years...

[McRojo the Irishman]

You can't polish a turd.

Don't pee down my back and call it rain.

If a tree falls on a cat in a box, will the tree land on the cat's feet?

It all boils down to three things: money, politics, and bull-$h!+... mostly bull-$h!+.

[drizzt]

are you telling me that politics and b%@# are two different things?

[AVCAD]

when the boss says "it" has to be done in the morning and you know you'll be pulling an all nighter at home and not getting paid for it.

^ You tell him to get a clue and you dont work at home unless you are getting paid for it.

Well, thats my opinion...

I never work at home, its not my fault the engineers and designers or who ever take 10 hours to mark up a drawing. If its late It is on them not me....Set a schedule for you guys tell them if you dont have it by a certain time it is not going to get done...thats what I do..works great cause it takes the pressure of getting drawings at 430 when they are due at 5.

[PDJ]

Holy COW!! Does that really work on your planet?? I've NEVER seen it here on earth like that..

[McRojo the Irishman]

No, BS has many different categories.  Politics being BS is simply understood.

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with BS.

[CADaver]

Holy COW!! Does that really work on your planet?? I've NEVER seen it here on earth like that..

If it's worth me doing, it's worth paying me to do it.  
If it's not worth paying me to do it, it ain't worth doing.
Works fer me.

[Dent Cermak]

we're supposed to be getting paid ? DOH!!

[CADaver]

we're supposed to be getting paid ? DOH!!

Only if you call what I make "getting paid".

[t-bear]

When I first started here, our engineer let a set of submittals sitting for six days and then started reviewing at one o'clock on a friday afternoon., They needed to be out that evening and, like a good scout, I stayed 'til after seven that night.  After he pulled this a couple of times, I shut down my 'puter and headed for the door. He asked where I was going and I told him, "home"...talk about pissed!  He didn'd talk to me for days....BUT.... it took him two and a half years b'fore he tried me again....and I walked out again.  He hasn't tried me since.....

[McRojo the Irishman]

I won't work for free if you don't pay me not to work.

[M-dub]

I wouldn't work for free either!  I don't think I'd ever be expected to though.

"I work to live...I don't live to work!"